Author: eDee


Guarantied to Go to Bed Happy – If You Read this Now and Go Right to Bed


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it..)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.


The Weather in Maine


There is a reason why Mainers are always shocked when it’s hot – it’s because it is so very rare.
In Maine we get humid rain, humid snow, humidity when it’s only 50 degrees and warm days.

This is how a Maine summer goes:

June is nice. Usually around 50 or 60’s if we’re lucky we hit around 70 for a few days.
But there are always those 2 days in June where the weather hits 75 degrees Fahrenheit which is such a shock to our system that we all nearly get Heat Stroke!


It sucks when your Doctor is on vacation – a bit of a Problem with Martins Point Health Care.


Our Primary Care Physician is the most beautiful caring woman you’ll ever meet. And she has this nurse who is equally as beautiful, kind and patient. The nurse is no nonsense, where our physician will come in blowing bubbles in a kids face – they are the perfect pair and we couldn’t love them more.
This week our physician is on vacation, a well deserved vacation. How do I know this? Because as much as we lover her – so does everyone else! She is impossible to see, you must schedule your illness 3 months in advance. So unless you are critical, you will end up seeing one of her associates.




Neighborly “How well do you know your neighbors” 1) What kind of neighbor are you? 2) How well do you…