Dear Spammers, Thanks for the comment, I’m going to edit it now. (1 of 2 posts)
I get over 100 comments a day 99% of them are spam – nice! *sigh*
So I’m going to do something a little different, I’m going to start translating the spam comments into different languages of the world to give my blog more of an international feel.
Over the years it’s been said that Google and other search engines LOVE to see comments. If that’s the case, why am I marking them as spam or putting them in the trash.
From this point on, I’m going to take passages from the Bible, Dalai Lama
Quotes, crazy political views, and sometimes just translate the comment in to Iraqi! Just for the hell of it. Why not?
Starting tomorrow, as you dig through my comments you’re going to find 100’s of the most crazy comments you’ve ever seen. My new slogen is going to become “StuckAtHomeMom.com read it for the Comments!”
I’m only going to approve the most bizarre of comments and if your comment doesn’t qualify as bizarre, I’m going to help you out!
Look for my next post in this series “StuckAtHomeMom.com – Read it for the Comments!”
Great idea! I’m definitely tuning in to see what kind of zaniness ensues! 🙂
This is a funny post. Part of the funny part is I get comment spam as well and I just convert it into a regular comment as I find it my way of turning trash into treasure.
Many of the spam comments are made to post a link so I erase the link and type in a general comment that can grow the conversation. This way I take a negative time waster of mine (deleting spam) and turn it into a more active conversation on my blog, plus I think it does help your ranking.
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