10 Ways to Stop the Neighbors 2am Parties

10 Ways to Stop the Neighbors 2am Parties

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10 Ways to Stop the Neighbors 2am Parties

 
10 Ways to Stop the Neighbors 2am Parties

We’ve all had those neighbors who don’t know when to quit, so try to have a little fun with it.

1. Call your local police department and tell the you would like to provide them with free parking on your front lawn! Ask them to send 1 patrol car around 7 in the evening and you’ll even pay for their gas!

Party_People2. Complain about the party on Craigslist.com
“Open bar party every night from 11 to 3 am – seems all are welcome.” Don’t forget to a really good picture of your neighbors house and a Google map!

3. Hack into your teenagers FaceBook account. Create a status update as your teenage, post that you are house sitting at the neighbors and invite entire high school to Party – BYOB!

4. Awhile back the woman down the street had a sign on her lawn with a big arrow that read “That is house number 123 – We don’t sell drugs here” implying of course that house number 123 did!

loud5. A great lawn sign is one with an arrow point toward your neighbor’s house that reads “They don’t own guns”

6. Remember stink bombs? Nothing clears out a party like a good stink bomb over the fence.

7. Purchase an audio recording of a screaming baby, point your speakers towards your neighbors and test out those sub-woofers at full blast. Nothing clears out an area like a screaming baby.

8. There is a toy store in the mall that sells life size stuffed lions and tigers – Prop one of those up in a tree and play a recording of animal sounds. There is nothing like watching drunk folks scramble when they think they’re being attacked.

9. A great visual trick – lights and sirens. After you let those go a few times and everyone is aware it’s you, then call the cops. lol

10. If you can’t beat’m join’m walk on over and be a BAD DRUNK! Every night. Fall over stuff. Break stuff. Yell at people. Cause a scene – sooner or later everyone is going to want to party somewhere else.

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